18 April 2017

One of Madelyn's classmates has pink eye. Madelyn's best friend is a typical boy who comes up with absurd stories about thing.

Madelyn: [Best friend] said that one way you can get pink eye is if someone farts in your face.

Me: Um, no. You can't get pink eye like that, and why would someone fart in someone's else's face anyway?
Alyson, confused: How can you fart in your face? Your face is in front, and your butt is in back?