02 June 2016

First

While waiting for the bus at the bus stop:

Alyson, sitting on the sidewalk: What is concrete?
Me, stomping as I paced on the sidewalk: It's this hard, rock like stuff the sidewalk is made of.
Alyson: Why are you making noise? Grownups don't make noise!

Second

When Madelyn and I were leaving for tball practice:

Madelyn to me as she was picking up her tball stuff and her water bottle: Can you hold my water bottle?
Alyson: You can hold it. You have two hands!